ass drop

when she drops her ass lower than Skrillex's bass.

Jordan: damn!, did you see Lydia twerk last night?! dat ass drop was dope!
Bill: yeah son, she dropped it harder than algebra!

by banana panzy fucker December 31, 2013

Ass happy

To like butt sex

gay people are ass happy

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

by jesse co April 4, 2008

Shred ass

To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.

Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.

by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011

ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Bone-ass

A sexual play on the word "Bonus". To get an extra delicious fuck! after you've had regular sex.

"I guess I must've done something right, I got a "bone-ass" last night, so I'm feeling pretty good today!

by cybercass March 14, 2009