co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's cousin's spouse.

My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

grandnibling-in-law

1. The grandchild-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandchild of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

klan in law

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

by dERvMD July 18, 2017

Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

Cole’s Law

If you add enough mayo and sugar to a head full of cabbage, someone is bound to eat it up.

The ill-advised conspiracy theorist blogger loaded his viral post with just enough fancy sounding word salad to satisfy Cole’s Law.

by eskwire4real June 20, 2024

Gang law

Back in the early 2000s when America has legalized gangs
In the USA someone has to at least be 21 before joining one
With this law
Their 3 ways how the game law will work
Crime option : new commit crime to join the gang
Betrayed option : that's when the gang members kick your ass bro
Love option : you get a gang rape

Have you heard about that stupid Law they made called the gang law?

by 459395 February 19, 2022

Manson's law of avoidance

Manson's law of avoidance says that, the more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it and I (Manson) bring this up in terms of what are the pieces of information that we protect ourselves from because ultimately, like grasping onto some sense of certainty, it's a means of protecting our ego from perceived threats and so, Manson's law basically says that, the more threatening something is, the more we will become certain in things that will help us avoid dealing with that truth.

An extension of Manson's law of avoidance is that, we should define ourselves as loosely and ambiguously as possible because the less defined ourself is, the less we need to cling to defense mechanisms or faulty ideas to protect ourselves. This is fundamentally a Buddhist idea, the idea of no self, if there is no such thing as self, then there's nothing to protect and there's nothing that you need to be certain about in the first place.

by AnonAmish97 June 22, 2023