CAR Main

the scum of the earth. car mains chug 3 gallons of g-fuel before getting on titanfall 2 and doing all they can to get top of the leaderboard. if they don't get more than 300 points in attrition, they'll have an aneurysm and pass out

Person 1: Dude I just had a CAR Main in my lobby
Person 2:I feel so sorry for you

by A Trash Northstar Main March 3, 2022

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball

Her car basketball was fantastic

by Frankie baby October 21, 2021

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021