Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019

by Potato Game December 21, 2020

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
