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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary of everything retarded.
Can be edited by non members to impose hate on other Humans, religeous groups, or others with different sexual preferences.

Though it is used like a cheap whore for students to shout retarded comments to one another, only once in a while are the entries even partially entertaining (see kory, lol, ect.).
Urban Dictionary is the Fail Network.

Your mom uses Urban Dictionary.

You get all your whiney come-backs from the Urban Dictionary?

Urban Dictionary = Epic waste of Bandwith
by Hell Angel January 25, 2009
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A website with a minimal amount of useful information, but where a lot of kids with too much time post completely made-up bullshit terms that they hope will catch on, and about topics of which they know sweet-fuck-all - such as SEX. Examples include cock-taco, donkey-punch, chili-dog, space-docking, and any other ridiculous scenario that could only transpire in the fantasies of a desperate virgin.
#1: Dude! Last night I shit on this girl's tits then I rubbed my dick in it then I made her suck my cock! It was awesome!!

#2: Dude, totally, me too I love that shit it's so funny! We should call it something and put it on Urban Dictionary! But for now I'm gonna go play WOW and jack off in my parents' basement!
by One-time contributor January 1, 2011
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A person who uses a lot of words from the golrious site known as urbandictionary.com
Guy#1: That kid constantly uses hip slang terms from urbandictionary.com

Guy#2: Yah, hes such an urban dictionary
by strikemasterice April 14, 2009
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城市尾羽层,也称城市尾烟气层,位于城市的下风向,这一层中的气流、污染物、云、雾、降水和气温等都受城市下垫面及边界层的影响 Located downwind of the city, the air flow in this layer, the pollutants, clouds, fog, precipitation and temperature are all affected urban surface and boundary layer.
Methane is further involved in selected chemical reactions in the urban plume relevant in photochemical smog.
by haosifeng January 20, 2015
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A place where teenagers with no lives hate on shows and think crap like Invader Zim is good television. 95% of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are posted by dumb, fat high school students who only hate on popular televisions shows because they are either jealous or think they know everything and have good taste. True, I suppose I am no better, posting something like this, but the jerks on this website really need to shut up.
Dumb, fat high school student on Urban Dictionary: Invader Zim is awesome and iCarly is gay crap!
by johnnywafflefunkmaster August 28, 2010
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A great site for me to figure out what the hell my kids are saying, while having a laugh and making fun of their friends.
Kid: My friend is not emo, she's scene!

Mom: What is scene? I'd better go look it up on Urban Dictionary so that I will know the definition and therefore be "cool" :P
by yokol October 5, 2008
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Urban Dic: 1. Dictionary of current English usage, slang, and jargon, of the people, by the people. 2. Male street cruiser.
For usage 1. Person A: "I never heard that word." Person B: "Really, it's in the Urban Dic."

For usage 2. John is a complete Urban Dic. He cruises the streets looking for women almost every evening.
by Courtjester1 January 8, 2010
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