When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.
by Roadren March 3, 2023
Get the Turtled mug.Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
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The kid has turtlephobia.
by turtlely awsome March 15, 2023
Get the turtlephobia mug.An adjective that describes something resembling or related to a turtle, or a person who is a big fan of turtles.
p1: how turtley are you?
p2: very, the turtley decor in my room includes a turtle-shaped lamp, a turtle-printed bedspread, and a collection of turtle figurines.
p1: wow you are turtley
p2: very, the turtley decor in my room includes a turtle-shaped lamp, a turtle-printed bedspread, and a collection of turtle figurines.
p1: wow you are turtley
by alieod1s April 22, 2023
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A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.
Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.
by TheUnknownRR August 3, 2023
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