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Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.
Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.
Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.
Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*
by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019
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shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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