death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012

Neonatal death

The death of an infant

There are over 200 neonatal deaths in Ethiopia

by NiggerTheFigger December 20, 2019

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Death

Another word for your girlfriend/boyfriend

Then I met my death

by Bløød October 14, 2019

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change

Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.

by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005