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Jake

Jake..
The best guy you will ever meet, you dont even understand how lucky you are if you get to experience his friendship, love or care. Once you get him dont ever let him go and dont ever let him let you go. He is a sensitive person who has been hurt in the past and needs reassurance to make sure you really love him. The most caring guy, he will love you with all of his heart and soul. He pretends to be crazy and dumb around his friends but when you get to know him, he is a caring, kind, sweet guy who will care for you forever. DONT LET HIM LET YOU GO! like i did. i miss him so much but i dont think he feels the same way. He will try so hard to make your relationship work. He will give up other things just to see you. Facetime you every night, says i love you instead of ily, goodnight instead of gn, goodmorning instead of gm, a long paragraph telling you how much he loves you before you go to sleep, when you fight he will write a letter and give it to you explaining why he loves you and what he would do to keep you. Jake if you are reading this, i love you and im sorry i didn't explain what happened properly. :(
There's that guy jake with the gorgeous blue eyes, hes the best person ever to exist, i care about him so much.
by thatgal1234 November 1, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.
Girl: hey look it's Jake!

Girl 2: yeah we should talk to him, I've heard he's super nice
by 2stroke4life December 18, 2019
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Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024
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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.
by LugNutz June 2, 2023
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Jake

I'm jakeing around ( I don't know what im doing right now)
by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020
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jake paul

the defenition of {twat} he is the lowest scum on earth
friend : i watch jake paul

everyone in a 20 mile radius burn the witch
by SZN JarJar June 28, 2020
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Jake Paul

WAAAAAALMART!

This is team 10 bitch who the hell are flippin you?

Passed all the competition, man, Pewdiepie is next.

Otherwise known as, LIGMA.
Oh boy, I just got a horrid case of Jake Paul!
by Pewdiepieee January 19, 2019
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