jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes
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Jake Nunes

Someone who always feels entitled. Swears he’s always right no matter what the situation or circumstance is. It’s a common theme with Jakes. To always believe that they are the ones that are right, but that just comes with the ego of a Jake. However a Jake Nunes is very different. They always need you to make the moves for them even if they want to hang out with you. It’s not always bad to be a Jake nunes, most of the time they’re chill and a nice person to be around. Jake Nunes doesn’t define someone it’s just a way to look at a personality type.
You’re being so Jake Nunes right now.

I don’t know Jake Nunes, what are the moves?
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
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jake miller

jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.
“hey do you know jake miller?”
“yeah i heard he is into blondes
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Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
by AnonGuyILikePie July 02, 2014
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Jiggy Jake

Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.
Wow, you cheat the IRS and you're a horrible example of a dad? You're a real Jiggy Jake Ness!
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Jiggy Jake

A name given to a guy who acts like a pervert and dates his sister.
A shorter term for ‘Jiggy Jake’ could also be ‘Jigs’.
“You alright there Jiggy Jake?”
by ReadySetGoon February 17, 2025
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 03, 2021
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