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Straight

Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.
"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"
by プラチナ厶 October 9, 2019
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Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.
On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.
by CoolW October 24, 2018
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Straight Cocksucker

A Straight cocksucker is one who delights in getting down on her/his knees for the sole purpose of providing pleasure to a big beautiful cock by inserting the cock into their mouth and kissing and sucking a cock, until it is overcome with ecstasy and explodes into the cocksucker's waiting mouth.
Melanie enjoys encouraging her husband Peter that it's ok to embrace the urge and craving he has upon see a big beautiful cock and that she loves having a Straight Cocksucker husband.
by Curious explorer August 3, 2025
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Straight Twinkies

A set of two.
Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
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straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.
Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.
by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014
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Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins
Oaye freddo Straight up it’s blurt Keith cruise 420 balls
by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021
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