slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

showmerical

The short clips of the TV show you are watching that are in between commercials. They are there to get you to stop forwarding the commercials.

The showmerical has the funniest outtakes.

by becker September 20, 2013

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Showber

A shower beer. A beer you consume whilst in the shower.

shou-bur

Whew, I want to take a shower. But I also want a beer. I'm gonna have a showber.

by peacheebabee February 22, 2017

Sghower

Wanting to fuck someone in the ass.

"I really want Clemon to Sghower me"
"dude, you're messed up"

by Clemontinio June 1, 2017

Sowerican

Reference to South African Black Culture
She was born in Soweto, but thinks she's African American
Soweto is a ghetto in Johannesburg Soweto
A Sowerican, despite being born in the Ghetto in South Africa, dresses and talks like she's from the USA.

Him: I met a hot Sowerican last night, now I have Jungle fever.
Me: She's probably a Gold Digger

by Munchk1n August 23, 2018

Shoberg

I lowlife individual with no moral compass. Lacking in any character or backbone.

He is such a shoberg he lied about what happened then cowerd like a little bitch when caught.

by Kammbull January 24, 2019