Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

Vampire Penis

Another name for a tampon.

Girl 1: Ugh.. I started my period. Did you bring any tampons?
Girl 2: Do you mean a Vampire Penis?

by styl0 May 22, 2010

Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008

Penis lift

A truck that is raised so high, they must be compensating for something...

"Dude, did you see that bro's truck that just drove by? Total penis lift!"

by Tizzle McBaltheezy July 18, 2007

penis grapple

The act of a woman guiding a penis into her vagina with her hand.

"She was giving me a great penis grapple so I knew she wanted it all night."

by j44757blaze February 22, 2009

Penis Tornado

While inserting your penis in a girl perform a cartwheel to produce a Penis Tornado

My husband tore my pussy with that Penis Tornado last nght.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

noodle penis

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.

"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"

by Meghan5sos December 12, 2015