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I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
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playing Taras

1. To lose lots of money gambling.
2. To move like a retarded horse at a football pitch.
A: Daamn, what's he doing? He'll lose all of his money
B: Yeah, he's playing Taras
by mvdaqnt October 02, 2018
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Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."
Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.
by Go8ball August 11, 2010
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Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.
Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.
by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020
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Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.
Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020
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playing with not myself

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...
by thatstragic October 09, 2022
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