Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

Straight

Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.

Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"

by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024

unforgivably straight

Listens to multiple Eminem songs on a regular basis

Daffy Duck: what are you listening to?
Donald Duck: Eminem

Daffy Duck: that is unforgivably straight

by Daffy08 December 16, 2022

Nasty straight

When a man, or woman have, or want to have sex, or raped an animal of the opposite gender.

Billy: Hey Cole, you see that girl dog?
Cole: Yeah, what about it?
Billy: Let’s get nasty straight.
Cole. Okay.

by LinkxPeach May 27, 2025

Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021