-Hey dude I go fire farming, so I can finally build my tc26.
- Watch your ass bro, Tslb is out there hunting.
- Watch your ass bro, Tslb is out there hunting.
by Nempite August 05, 2021
A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 09, 2022
(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
by 7even 4our 1ne August 03, 2021
The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays
by Diknonymous March 29, 2025
The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.
by The Abinator March 06, 2023
When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
by Owl Sphincter December 28, 2017
Central Tech a highschool in Erie Pennsylvania that recently and mysteriously caught on fire due to a string of strange and unfortunate events.
Bill: “you hear about Ted?”
Tom: “yeah I heard he died but the police ruled it suicide”
Bill: “that’s a bigger crock of shit since The Central Fire
Tom: “yeah I heard he died but the police ruled it suicide”
Bill: “that’s a bigger crock of shit since The Central Fire
by Ghetto Mart General manager November 18, 2017