african fire frog

when austin shram shits himself and it leaks out of his chair.

Omg did you just see him African Fire Frog in the movies?

by Johnny Qeir February 25, 2022

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020

friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.

this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

Sick fire nasty

To be insanely amazing and awesome

“Yo bro have you seen that new movie” “ yeah bro that shits sick fire nasty “

by Stinkpoo115 October 30, 2023

Bulgarian Fire hydrant

When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.

"I had a blast doing the Bulgarian Fire Hydrant to a girl last night."

by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025

wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017