Mary

Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx

“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)

“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people

“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person

by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018

An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Going full mary

Doing so much coke and molly and whip it’s on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning

Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah she’s going full Mary this weekend!

by Ricksauce December 4, 2017

Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.

The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.

by MplsMickey February 16, 2024

The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.

Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022

mary trupia

A school lunch lady who allowed the sexual abuse of her son, to maintain her relationship with her sister.

Be care not to let your school age kids around a mary trupia.

by anonymous March 25, 2025

Mary-juju

An alternate term for marijuana

Oh no, mom is vaping the mary-juju again.

by NillBye June 26, 2023