Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021

Jake

The son of Hitler.

"Heil Jake!"

by JustWizzy February 6, 2019

Jake

Dumbass

Jake is a dumbass

by Bannannabannnaaa March 3, 2023

Jake

A gay pedo

Jake; I liike kkids

by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023

Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix June 7, 2018

Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

Jake

The most perfect man in the world.

I have a crush on Jake...

by iZoulsone November 21, 2021