Slaying donkeys on tinder 

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks

Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder

Slaying donkeys on tinder by King2103 October 4, 2018

Big donkey spank 

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

Big donkey spank by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Swamp donkey 

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

Swamp donkey by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.

"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"

Swamp Donkey by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018

wonkey donkey 

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey

mak is such a wonkey donkey

wonkey donkey by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Swamp donkey 

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

Swamp donkey by [e-mail] November 16, 2018

Squab donkey

When you are banging your girl so hard she squirts everywhere but then suddenly poops as well. Becoming a Squab Donkey

Ended up a nasty mess because my chick totally squab donkeys

Squab donkey by Running hatchet December 7, 2018