cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

a dick move

A stupid action by someone. An ill advised decision which later had negative consequences

He made a dick move when he started questioning the police officers parentage

by Desperate Dan December 26, 2015

Dick brain

When you just gotten the good dick and you can’t think straight cuz you got dick on the brain.

OMG Arthur, I am so dumb today, I have major baby brain!

Shut up Alessandra! I have crippling dick brain! I got DP’d last night and have semen where my cerebrospinal fluid should be.

by Pliant member August 10, 2019

Pepsi dick

When you pour Pepsi on your dick, typically to get someone to suck it.

Yo bitch, suck my Pepsi dick.

by Fingers McSexy August 26, 2012

dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 5, 2004

outside dick

dick other than ur mans dick.

Cheryl fell in love wit the outside dick, n left her man.

by Heather n Chelsea June 7, 2004

Dick Bag

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.

1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph

by Greg June 23, 2004