Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 31, 2020
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Rabid Apple

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."

"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."

"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 02, 2012
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Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomerthings
“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”
by Winnie_Linuwu November 18, 2019
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Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.
Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.
by Aemorris April 02, 2011
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Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone
Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds
by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021
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Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.
by a dude with internet August 31, 2021
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