American language

What people who speak English speak
Another word for British or English

I wish I could talk another language but American language some days

by 459395 February 19, 2022

Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.

Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022

American dysphoria

American dysphoria- Hating being american, wanting more spice.

“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!

by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023

American Flagging

When you give them a Russian candy cane while choking her until she’s blue.

Yo bro I’m American Flagging this girl tonight.

by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

nigger boss American

The best of the best american

The Real New New is the most nigger boss American.

by The Real New New September 22, 2018

Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s

American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(

by Not si April 12, 2022