vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017

Vagina seeds

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment

My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .

by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017

Vagina starved

A man/woman who has been in a prolonged drought from the pleasures of vagina

That man was so vagina starved he'd sleep with a goat

by TylerKnivesN May 20, 2017

Vagawning

The swollen lower ponch area of an overweight female located directly above vagina.

Oh my god look at the size of the vagawning on her!!

by Garage swamp July 3, 2017

Vagina Jelly

The blood that comes out of a womans vagina when said woman is on her period.

Damn, my Vagina Jelly was crazy last night

by TheDic-TionaryMan October 6, 2017

vagina slingshot

when the vacuum created by inserting a tampon causes bodily fluids to be released from the vagina at high velocities when said tampon is removed.

"the blood spatter on the wall of this toilet stall is clearly the result of the vagina slingshot effect"

by boatsagainstthecurrent September 20, 2017

Vagina

A state in Tyumen Oblast, Russia. (I don’t think I’d want to live there.)

“Want to go to Russia, Stewart?”
“Where in Russia, darling?”
“In Vagina”.
“Um...”

by Trashperson October 1, 2017