Tom Crawshaw

The Biggest giga chad ever imagenable who doesnt need a girlfriend cause he likes to work and earn money

hes such a Tom Crawshaw

by BallSackDan August 24, 2022

Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard

Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom

by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024

Tom Bradford

Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.

He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.

Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy

by jetBritish June 9, 2021

Tom moment

A tom moment is a moment that reflects 21st century humor and is very random.

Guy 1: E G G
Guy 2: Guy 1 that was a mad tom moment

by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

Tom

Like your mom

"Tom fucked your mom last night bro"

by Bigballbongza September 24, 2022

Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log

Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!

by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023

Tom

One Thicc ass ginger bitch, the manliest man and the great disrespecter of wahmen. Often nicknamed ‘chunky’

Example:
Person 1: Tom! You can’t do that! They’ll kill you!
Tom: Well that feminist rally won’t disrespect itself

by Shaddowrogue October 15, 2019