Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Tom Egly

A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.

That Tom Egly is so upset.

by Drew Peacock 2000 August 5, 2022

Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022

TOMS

TOMS: triggered old man syndrome

My grumpy old neighbor has TOMS and can’t stop talking about politics.

by Hath74 April 23, 2023

Tom

The kind of guy that would hook up with chicks then just go straight to the next one. Usually has a massive cock and wants to fuck the shit out of a girls ass, always says "yer harder baby" during intercourse. Can be a whore.

Oh my God did you hear tom fucked the while netball team, it was a reverse gangbang!!

by fucme6376142183128913111231 August 28, 2019

Tom

A boy with a cat called Vladamir. He is cat killer

Tom has a cat

by fgdsmhh November 29, 2018

Tom Grover

you are so ginger, you look like a nerf bullet and you need sunglasses to look anywhere near your head

the sun is looking really like tom Grover today

by not noah tolly October 20, 2023