Taking the top left

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.

'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'

by Reggae Mother October 1, 2011

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Taking the socks out

When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.

Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

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Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

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A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

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