Dirty Sam

When a crowd of horny, obese, lesbian women decide to find a flagpole. They then proceed to climb up the pole together. When they reach the top, the take a fat shot into each others mouths and cover their entire bodies with the so called shit. After they are completely shitified, they one by one jump off the flagpole into a pile of mud and role play as a pile of dinosaur poop.

Hey guys, I think I just saw some children pulling a dirty Sam.

by Barbieboysmd69420 March 7, 2024

sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020

Sam

The biggest douche bag on earth. He will play you and ruin your faith in men. Everyone has a crush on him but he isn’t even cute.

Girl 1: I kind of like Sam.

Girl 2: Ew, he’s such a player and he’s not even cute.

by bob is real March 2, 2020

Sam francis

Hates speed

Oh look it's a Sam francis

by Jamie5353 March 11, 2022

Sam Chug

Another term for stupid or having a lack of knowledge in a certain topic. Unlearned.

Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot

by KingObz December 4, 2023

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

sam

bear monster who love cuddles and kisses, his dark brown fur is soft and fluffy! normaly short but can grow bigger if needed

sam is a fluffy bear boy who perfers laying around and cuddling while watching tv or videos

by ursa major166 November 22, 2021