The most annoying 7th grader on the planet. Thinks he is cool because he skipped 7th grade but he is still a 7th grader. He tries to be cool but he isn't. He usually makes everything sexual. He is, in short, an IDIOT.
by SuMnEr!! April 23, 2019

by takeoffyoursox69 August 20, 2019

Sam is a interesting and awe inspiring man. They way his mind works is phenomenal and to try and understand how his mind works would mean shrinking down and being able to get inside his head to explore it. Sam is a sympathetic man when the need is there however don't expect to much empathy because once a Sam has been hurt there is a massive guard up and it is near impossible to overcome. He will want to spend time with you but not too much. You can talk for hours with a Sam about meaningful conversations, gibberish or just flirting. You will have an unspoken language between you that you two understand what is behind the words but if your friends were to read it they wouldn't understand. DON'T lose him, be patient and ensure there's communication. A Sam is one of a kind and if you fall in love with them it's forever
by CeeloVert32 May 7, 2021

by Colonel Sanders Junior June 30, 2022

When a sams becomes so enraged normally from being called out, during this rage they typically injure themselves and beat women
by Sams Slayer June 17, 2021
