The biggest douche bag on earth. He will play you and ruin your faith in men. Everyone has a crush on him but he isn’t even cute.
by bob is real March 2, 2020
Get the Sammug. Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"
Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
Get the Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophymug. by banzini October 14, 2023
Get the Sammingmug. 
A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019
Get the sam seamore 007mug. Sam is a person (male or female) that doesn’t think about them selves more than others they can be some of the nicest people to be around but aren’t always there in the head, they usually are easily distracted but can jump back on topic by just repeating yourself and they often don’t know what to say but try to fit what you’re talking about with any possible word to explain their thoughts
Ted: I was talking with Sam earlier but I think he was ignoring me
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
by Aaaaa223 November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.
by itstruebro May 9, 2019
Get the Sammug.