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fisty mcbeef punch

When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that it’s like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
by YungTBagger January 16, 2023
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Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.
Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13
by Tiaryen April 15, 2020
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Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.
I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.
by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013
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three hole punching

To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.
by seriouslynonames February 17, 2015
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tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?
by Easy rock October 24, 2019
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Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.
Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.
by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022
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punch a mag

Hey bro, need me to punch a mag for you?
by Non-operator man November 17, 2020
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