Thug Muffin

Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.

“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”

by NotDalton September 23, 2022

bread muffin

A nicer term for "Imbecile"

Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"

by Mang0Milkshak3 October 13, 2022

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 13, 2022

stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.

“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”

by yoyo +++ October 21, 2022

Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

sussy muffin

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin

Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.

by anonymous December 20, 2022