Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

erotic mummification

Wrapping one self up like a mummy and having intercourse with the opposite or same sex.

Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.

by KrillynsGay February 3, 2015

Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.

A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017

Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.

Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.

by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018