Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Ho Meat

The substance that makes up a real prostitute.

Look at that ass, she's got real grade A ho meat.

by AwesomeVillage January 20, 2009

Meat Castle

Homosexuals on steroids that love the word "Meat"

I left the gym cause there were Meat Castles everywhere and I don't get down like that.

by Whatitiswhatitdo93 November 30, 2014

meat pillows

another word for testicles.

My sausage is resting comfortably on its meat pillows.

by pryopzm December 24, 2013

meat hugging

when one is excessively sucking up to another guy bc they want to suck their dick

Hey don't make fun of him. "Boy stop meat hugging before I get all up on that ass boy"

by meat hugger January 17, 2015

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

Meat Curtains

Meat Curtain- A fat and/ or stretched out pussy.

When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.

by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018