The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023

The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

Faggotry Magic

The slur used to describe a gay magician.

“This guy knows how to do the Faggotry magic.

by Psunoj July 18, 2024

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

Mad Maggie

An angry hand-job.

It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.

by The JDub January 2, 2024

Word magician 🪄

A person that practices word magic.🪄

: magic involving the use of words in a manner determined by a belief that the very act of uttering a word summons or directly affects the person or thing that the word refers to. 🪄

* my guru is a word magician🪄

* The word magician🪄 wields spells and incantations.

* The road pirates are always baffled by the verbal fog of a word magician 🪄

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024