mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 21, 2024

Bartolomeo Cristofori

Bartolomeo Cristofori, also known as Bartolommeo di Francesco Cristofori, was an Italian instrument maker known for inventing the piano. Born in Padua, he initially worked for Prince Ferdinando de' Medici in Florence, where he was responsible for maintaining and creating musical instruments. Cristofori's most significant innovation was the development of the pianoforte—the predecessor of the modern day piano—, an instrument capable of both soft and loud dynamics, unlike the harpsichord, which had limited dynamic range. His earliest known pianos date back to the early 1700s, featuring mechanisms such as the hammer action, which allowed for more expressive playing.

Guy 1: Hey, out of curiosity, who was the inventor of the piano?
Guy 2: Hey Siri.
Siri: * Du dun*
Guy 2: Who invented the piano?
Siri: Bartolomeo Cristofori
Guy 1: Who?

by Treble Clef Maniac July 2, 2024

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

DINO CRISIS SUX

"DINO CRISIS SUX" quickly became a cultural symbol for bad games, or someone that is cursed enough to have the videogame titles they like being constantly ignored and/or hated upon.

hey, Jawmuncher.

DINO CRISIS SUX!

by CVXfreak February 25, 2025