lil chris 

lil chris is defined to me as a really hot lad that joined a rock band formed by gene simmons on the channel 4 tv show 'Rock School', he played guitar and was the lead singer. After Rock School he went solo and is now doing very well with his hit single 'Checkin it out'. its wicked!!!

The reason he is called lil chris is quite obvious as he is small for his age (16) and is called Chris (last name-Hardman).

lil chris by xx_stacey_xx October 3, 2006

joe chris 

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

joe chris by west essex July 28, 2014

Crazy Chris

Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.

Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.

He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.

Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.

Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend

Crazy Chris by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022

National dick down Chris day 

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

National dick down Chris day by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

nightmare x chris

A cursed ass ship as we float farther from God and why like I'm fine with it it's just a child being ship with some thing that kills it over and over is to far at this point only fnaf gachatubers

Person 1: Hey do you think nightmare x chris is cool cuz I do
Person 2 : what the fuck is wrong with you

nightmare x chris by A ship free fnaf gachatuber June 26, 2021

Man Chris 

What you say to your best guy friend right after you hook up. Maaaaaaaaannnn CHRIS

man chris, i love you

Man Chris by thiccsatan December 13, 2017

beats by chris brown 

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.

Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

beats by chris brown by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks March 26, 2016