Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

by Jake larda September 13, 2021

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

Beer

The creator of and solution to all of life's problems - 1997 Homer Simpson

Beer is the creator of and solution to all of life's problems

by Scoliosis_Kid August 9, 2019

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

beer bong

a funnel used to drink beer quickly.

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Beer

Men and Whores drink this..... Dikes included

Look at megan o drinking that beer

by kryshatesbrenden October 26, 2009