by Mr.Washy! March 11, 2011
Get the swag-bagmug. To bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in sexual intercourse (Tag-it). Bag and Tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). Bagging and Tagging can also work when you are bored of screwing the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.
Bob "Dude, I'm sooo tired"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
by Larged ball man December 20, 2008
Get the Bag it and Tag itmug. by bag taggin junkie July 2, 2009
Get the bag tagmug. The one piece powder jump suit popular with chubby teens, the mentally challenged, fat old men and Moms. Most likely over a pair of wrangler jeans, a 1989 Dallas cowboys sweatshirt and tube socks. Credit back for the super tight Fag Bag with bonus for visible moose knuckle or camel toe. Colors range from black to Hot pants neon pink.
Over 60 years old in a Fag Bag is ok.
Over 60 years old in a Fag Bag is ok.
by Ottis 44 December 10, 2006
Get the fag bagmug. 1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one.
2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.
3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.
4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.
5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.
6. Someone who can only talk about himself.
7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.
8. Someone who flirts with his sister…
9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.
10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.
11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.
12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.
3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.
4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.
5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.
6. Someone who can only talk about himself.
7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.
8. Someone who flirts with his sister…
9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.
10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.
11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.
12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
by FuckRunescapeForever99 April 17, 2011
Get the J-bagmug. A Female Judge/Lawyer who thinks because she has a cunt and a handbag, hence "cunt bag," that she knows more than you.
The Fucking Judge on my case today was such a Cunt Bag! Did she even go to law school??? What a fucking Cunt Bag.
by NYC Lawyer March 30, 2010
Get the Cunt Bagmug. A dress purchased by a boyfriend or pimp. THe dress is chosen not because he thinks the girl will like it. It is selected because the pimp or boyfriend likes how it might make his girl look.
by Paul August 23, 2004
Get the Bitch Bagmug.