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Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
mugGet the Growing potatoes in the backyardmug.

Dip dip potato chip

What you say when you teabag a pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024
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potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
by Potato Game December 21, 2020
mugGet the potato paintermug.

Potato xxx

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.
"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."
by MisterMeez November 28, 2022
mugGet the Potato xxxmug.

Potato

Bad player(s) in a video game. Typically a first person shooter. There will be no further explanation.
Their entire team is filled with potatoes

This kid is a potato at this game

I swear if this potato camps in the corner again I'm going to fucking lose it!
by Thatoldguydownthestreet March 18, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)
by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 9, 2019
mugGet the Milky Potatomug.

Potato

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by Davey2Wavey September 28, 2018
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