Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

TOM

A boy with amazing hair

Person: Who was that?

another person: oh, that was Tom he has amazing hair

by Angus Mason May 31, 2018

Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom

by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022

Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.

A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

Tom

Tom is the hottest boy in the world. He has brown fluffy hair and curtain bangs that are flawless 24/7. He smells fresh and irresistible. As he confidently walks with his long tan legs that aren't too hairy, a mesmerizing scent follows him. When he walks into a room, everyone's head turns to see his sparkling cinnamon eyes, his hand running through his soft fluffy hair and experience the scent. He has the best music taste that consists of Travis Scott, XXXTENTACION, Tyler the Creator, Drake, Frank Ocean, and Eminem. His brother also has great music taste and a likeable personality. Tom plays volleyball and is athletic. Overall, Tom is an amazing friend and boyfriend, you should keep him in your life.

"hey are you free today"
"nah, im busy."
"why"

"meeting Tom in his bedroom tonight"
"OooOOooO"
😏🫦💋🥵🌶️🔥🍆

by Tallana Gray April 1, 2024

Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019