Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.

That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

thigh sandwich

An action with two people, most often those in a relationship, wherein the female sandwiches the male's hips in her thicc thighs. This "smother session" is meant to bring comfort and relieve stress while healing starvation of intimate touch.

M: "Hey babe, can we do a thigh sandwich? I had a rough day today."
F: "Sure honey, come here."

by Ujiak June 26, 2025

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"

Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.

by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021

Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich

Make me my sandwich dammit or your fired

by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019