Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.

Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?

Mental Retardation by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

retardedfork 

much like a fork but retarded. also available in mini size

spork and his friend minispork

retardedfork by mrjimmeh November 28, 2003

retarded pox 

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

retarded pox by Matt January 15, 2005

retardified

Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend

I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified

retardified by billy and bob November 9, 2007

Retarderate 

An action which causes retardation in others. Also defined as that which makes you retarded.

My physics class retarderates me every time- I come out dumber than I was when I went in!
George Bush can retarderate anyone- after ten minutes of listening to him, retardation is inevitable.

Retarderate by aidsdate.com June 2, 2011

Retarded 

Jake paul

Jake Paul is retarded

Retarded by Oogaboogamihga February 8, 2018

POH Retarded 

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.

POH Retarded by Pwnado13 March 26, 2009