Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."

Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.

by Go8ball August 11, 2010

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 09, 2022

grinchy play

When you slide down her smokestack like a grinch. Mean and nasty.

She said she needed to be treaty like a filthy animal. She asked if I was into grinchy play.

by Fknelectric January 03, 2025

play dj

feminine masturbation

Jeeeez, I am so frustrated. It's hard to play DJ in an 8-bed dorm.

by VEJJ September 05, 2017

Playing peekaboo

When your talking/texting to somebody and they ghost you, only to comeback weeks or days later like nothing happened.

"bruh this mf playing peekaboo or some shit, he wanna act all cutesy like he aint leave me on read for a month."

by wh0r3forth1gh$ January 29, 2021