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Paul Rowlands

A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.

Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.

Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands

“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
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Paul

AHA! HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE THIS GUY! HE'S ONLY SAID 4 WORDS!!!
Paul "Yas es good summary"

Hym "PFFFTTT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Ah shit you spit Redbull everywhere! God damn it. (This one is sponsored by redbull)"

Hym "Ha! That's great! I agree. That was a good summary but it's hilarious that you said it that way.... Hoo.... Shit... I'm lightheaded... I laughed so hard I'm lightheaded right now..."

Iam "Man... I'm going to grab a wet rag..."

Hym "Grab me another Redbull while you're at it."
by Hym Iam January 30, 2023
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Paul

Simply the greatest Person to touch a basketball.
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Josue Jean Paul

1.Normal; Modern Day sex symbol
2. Honest man
Woman: wow your friend is really hot!
Man: And honest.

Both: What Josue Jean Paul!

* Both wets thier pants*
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jake paul

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Jake Paul

Person 1: whoa I have cancer
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I watch Jake Paul videos
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St Pauls

A totally gay school, i am pretty sure lochlan fitzgibbon has had an affair with mr wilson... he may have had an affair with all of them. as i said, gay school everyone drops out.
Hey John Did You Hear Mr Wilson Got Released From Prison!
Damn St Pauls Is Fucked
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