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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
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Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
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golden lining

One up better of a silver lining
A great beneficial positive
Silver lining: a positive from a situation like metaphorically from an overcast day andor a dreary storm andor rain such as newwer water andor a majestic rainbow.
Golden lining: even better than a silver lining, a great positive
How do you think Spiritual Science is progressing?
Well, nearly every advance in Spiritual Science including Soul Research indicates a better and even better Golden Lining (plural)
by TranslogicMultisonance October 19, 2023
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Golden hands man

A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.

Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.

Golden hands man
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
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Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.
This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
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Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.
"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"
by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023
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goldenedit

Some guy on discord running vanilla pluz, and ember hosting
, loves ice waffles 😘💕....
Doesn't do anything on discord.
Goldenedit is offline.
by AndyIsHereBoi October 30, 2023
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