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You Mad Bro

A short form in saying a swear or making someone mad by speaking this comeback.
Bob: Damn I can't shoot a basketballl today.

Liam: You Mad Bro?

Bob: F%@$* YOU!
by lemonlogan August 6, 2011
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Trust me bro

Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”
by Banglatiger September 2, 2022
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Bro tip #80

Brody foxx: "Bro tip #80, suicide is never the answer."
by Le-Epic-Troll August 20, 2020
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Nor Cal Bro

A male, usually between the ages of 17-30 that lives in northern California and participates in one or more of the following:
-Having tattoos of their last name on chest and/or back.
-Having tattoos of general things that most people realize and don't feel the need to put on their body.
-Wanting to fight everyone.
-Driving a lifted truck or Subaru STI.
-Coolness= saying shit that doesn't matter and having no credibility.
-Having a job in the trades and bitching about it every day so you sound like you know a lot about something.
-Owns a pair of WHITE OAKLEY GASCANS OOO YEEEAHH!
Person 1: "Did you meet your new gf's brother yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was a total Nor Cal Bro though."
Person 1: "How so?"
Person 2: "When I asked for a beer he said he needed to 'snatch the 30 rack out of his truck' and he'd be right back. Then he got in a fight with their neighbor and went dirt biking instead."
by sqweewee July 30, 2010
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bro fo sho

when you love when of your friends so much that he will definatly be your brother forever. the fo sho is just something ghetto and ryhmes with bro
dude me and jake just robbed a house and killed a senior citizen. he is my bro fo sho
by xDJ SKiZZx July 29, 2009
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bro's before hoe's

what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first

similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.

Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
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back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.
Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!
by negafrequency April 17, 2012
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