eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

eating boxspring

To munch on ones penis

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.

by springeater September 11, 2025

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently

Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.

by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019

Booty Eating Academy

A school that shall train you to eat thou booty, the correct way with no hesitation. Can also be a school for pussy eating and soul snatching.

"Hey Jerry how you eat booty so good?"
Booty eating academy in your neighborhood today.

by KING JONNY March 26, 2020

eat-brek

(slang) used as an abbreviation for fat people who eat alot

That eat-brek was ordering food from McDonalds nonstop.

by cornellious June 29, 2003

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018