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chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!
by ScripZero December 7, 2016
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Chris

Chris is the type of guy to marry a girl named leah and to take a bullet for some one and laugh about it chris is the type of guy that can be the best person but sometimes he sits on his ass and plays video games and chris the type of guy of to beat anyones ass and maybe become bffs with them chris the type of guy to stand up to anyone and will awlays put himself last and be the bes person that will have the best buddies and flip bitches off chris the type of guy to follow his dreams and never give up chris is the type of guy to get framed for shit chris is the type of guy to be called fat stupid retard and dosent care chris is the type of guy to only cry ethier if random citzens die or gets hurt chris is the type of guy to die with honor chris is the type of guy to hide his musels unitl he needs to show am chris is the type of guy to play the gutiar ledgenday chris is the type of guy to become a brickwall or aka a westitler chris is the type of guy to get mad if someone messes with him or his family chris the type of guy pretending that hes making a youtube video chris the type of guy to beat anyone in a video game match chris is the type of guy to say purpule for the whole day day chris is the type of guy to fall aslseep in class chris is the type of guy to have a kickass birthday party and you will get lucky if u get invited chris the type of guy to not have seen the movie but noes every single part of the movie and tells people hes seen it
chris is the type of guy to get all the girls and sometimes be lazy has f but most of the time be a badass
by Cheezitzfreak July 19, 2016
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Christen is a good looking person noticed as the bitch taker and will take your bitch and you’ll never notice
by Christenalations November 21, 2021
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Fake ass bitch that don't know how to treat people right and ugly asf. Chris is such a dumbass.
OMG! Did you just see what Chris did. He is such a dumbass. He is so fake to people.
by Snow Bunny ()() <3 June 16, 2018
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Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
definition of Chris Lahn is a chop
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
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Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA
Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.
by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019
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chris loves eating peoples ass
by bootyluvur November 24, 2021
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