bum bark

One of many humorous names for flatulence.
Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?
by Woordwys April 30, 2015
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bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe
ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark
by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021
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the bum battle

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon March 25, 2014
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Town bum

A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis
Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home
by bitchgetter123 April 10, 2022
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UC BUM

UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working

a uc bum collects checks from the council

Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
by Herbert_MTM_Moon September 20, 2024
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Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.
Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.
by Wolf April 10, 2005
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hilde the bum

A big bum that likes to eat peubs. In his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. Sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his butthole and makes him lick her tits. He tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. He is a bum.
"Oh god, don't be such a hilde"
"I did a hilde the bum to my mom last night"
by NickRzeznik December 19, 2013
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