Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

Brown Bull

A Redbull enema. Usually self-administered but the assistance of a second person may prove helpful. It is highly recommended that this take place in a shower or other easily cleaned location.

After a late night out, Robert took a ride on the Brown Bull so he could make it to work the next morning.

by Ken Lea February 20, 2022

Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

Paul Brown

Absolutely fucking leng ting, father and overruling patriarch of the brown house.

Person 1: paul brown is bare leng still
Person 2: I heard his son Tom brown is a raging alcoholic (fucking cunt)

by Comfh February 24, 2022

maddy brown

A emotional slave who craves for sex 24/7 from layka and also a great scientist apparently.

Maddy brown is layka’s little nympho

by Maddy’s master August 14, 2021

Brown Town

To have gone/went brown town means to follow through (Poo yourself) either voluntarily or involuntarily

Oh dear…I’ve gone brown town again!!!

by Plum sickle September 4, 2021

Daisy Brown

To be a person born into the world with the determined future to be unusual, afraid, unknowing, and broken.

Girl 1: who is that person? I’ve never seen them before?
Girl 2: she’s always been here she just never leaves home, and looks scared or confused by everything around her. She seem like the Daisy Brown type if you ask me.

by _John Doe_ May 15, 2021