Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 06, 2019

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Sam Kazi

Looool biggest capper in town 🧢

If someone say Sam kazi , Thats a Cap
Im a bout to put 15$ for the club , MOVIE! cap
Bro im on my way stay there ! Cap

by Jujuworld January 31, 2020

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Sam Seaton

Gay very gay

You stupid Sam Seaton

by Sam Seaton November 20, 2019

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Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.

I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.

by Yetteus May 25, 2022

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sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

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